Late Night Is Unimpressed by Titanic-Fleeing Republicans – The New York Times

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The late-night hosts were still reeling along with the rest of the country on Thursday, the day after a Trump-incited mob stormed the Capitol.

“Well, guys, it’s been a pretty epic 24 hours,” Jimmy Fallon said at the top of “The Tonight Show.” “Joe Biden was certified as our next president, several staffers have resigned from the White House, Trump’s social media accounts were banned, and yet, compared to yesterday, it’s a slow news day.”

“He also got blocked from posting to Facebook and Instagram indefinitely. YouTube pulled his video address to the rioters, citing election misinformation, and Amazon banned him from ordering Pixy Stix because they get him too wound up before bedtime.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“In other news, guess who doesn’t want to ban TikTok anymore.” — JIMMY FALLON

Julien Baker performed her timely new song “Faith Healer” on Thursday’s “Late Show.”